These may not be true, but I like to believe them anyways:
1. When you eat and drink the good stuff, your friends who stayed at home will gain the weight.
2. The “more you drink the better I look” has limits and there is always the reality of tomorrow morning.
3. All kids are funnier when they wear goofy sun glasses.
4. A good dinner and glass of wine heals almost all minor domestic disputes.
5. If your teenagers are driving you insane, order a pizza and take your significant out to dinner.
6. Soft lights and candles make almost food taste much better as well as making you look younger too.
7. If your day absolutely was miserable, it is the state law that you must order dessert.